Mashed oyster and dijon/mayo sandwich, 5/10

by UnrepentantTomato

50 Comments

  1. WorkingPumpkin3231

    That looks atrocious, well done.

  2. Curri189

    They say if it’s grey its good for you.

  3. SpiritedPark4511

    This is the first time a post has actually made me retch

  4. beardostein

    ![gif](giphy|3orieZPpwd4n9VYtKo|downsized)

  5. ssongshu

    This is legitimately one of the grossest things I’ve seen on this sub. Well done.

  6. be1izabeth0908

    Without exaggeration, this is the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub.

  7. JoeMcShnobb

    I’d eat it. Fry the oyster and put in some burger buns with some tartar sauce and it’s my dream sandwich

  8. Hyprocritopotamus

    I’ve seen a lot of gross stuff on this sub, but this is the only one I can think of where I actually gagged. Actually, I guess there was another one where someone pulled Beaver teeth or something out of a “stew”? I gagged at that too. You’re still part of an elite club, though.

  9. doge_ucf

    Wow, truly shitty food porn. You’ve done it.

  10. MidnightSnackyZnack

    You nailed it bro. Still impressed it’s a 5/10.

  11. Orumtbh

    They should do clinical studies on you. 

  12. PinchedTazerZ0

    I could see this on a cracker or broiled on the half shell I’m not sure this is the way to ingest it

  13. l33774rd

    ![gif](giphy|UbC8wqxR1rVu0)

    A whole oyster sandwich should be enough for a mental health evaluation. Mashed with mustard & you’re just coo coo for cocoa puffs

  14. langsamlourd

    Looks terrible but it’s just mashed up smoked oysters from a can? Sounds strong but tasty, I woulda skipped mashin em

  15. sunshineturtle1004

    Now that is a real post deserving to be in this Reddit.

  16. heythisisnick

    With this, I think this sub has now reached the apex. Shut it down.

  17. MyMomsTastyButthole

    Everyone acting appalled like this isn’t just a tuna salad sandwich’s uglier, kinda autistic cousin

  18. PatientZeropointZero

    You did it, you win. Why so much in that sandwich, fuck it looks horrific.

  19. Maleficent_Phase_698

    OP I wonder if you’d like this better if you basted the bread with butter or mayo and pan fried it a lil

  20. limonhotcheetos

    r/angryupvote good god man what the hell

  21. Random_Individual97

    Maybe I’m missing something, but isn’t that basically just a weirder tuna fish sandwich?

  22. KrayzieBone187

    ![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)

  23. Ok_Reply3776

    This one has really sent me over the edge

  24. Spade9ja

    Why the fuck would you ever think that would be good

  25. empty_words0

    Mate that’s truly scary, I commend you:

  26. Neat_Cancel_4002

    This actually made me gag 🤢. Great job!

  27. notabigmelvillecrowd

    Why mash them? Why so much? Fried oysters make such a delicious sandwich, all the parts were there to make something that wasn’t grey paste.

  28. TheMasterFlash

    My wife says, “If you eat this, you are a person who stinks”

  29. Hot_Aspect7353

    Id eat oysters on a sandwich but not like this…

  30. HoonterOreo

    Some things should **never** be shared.

  31. cavern-of-the-fayth

    I eat my French fries dipped in chocolate and BBQ sauce, i eat my doritos with vanilla icing, hell ive stuffed a rabbit inside a turkey before, and even i gagged at this.

  32. possibly_lost45

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    I knew there was some weirdos out there but wtf

  33. Dazzling_Pride_9976

    That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen